They say that kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
I've never kissed a smoker on the lips, so I'm going to take the saying at face value.
I was thinking about this as I brushed my teeth last night and wondered, "Is kissing someone who just brushed their teeth like licking someone's toothbrush?
Would kissing someone who just drank milk be like licking an udder?
Would kissing someone who just ate steak be lick biting a cow?
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Something to think about.
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I want to know who the fool is who actually licked an Ashtray.. otherwise how would we know what one tasts like..
Sim where do you come up with this stuff
D'ya think it works backward? If you lick an ashtray is it like kissing a smoker? It could be like Bacos, a way for religous single people to experience whats out there without breaking halacha. If its a clean ashtray, would it be like kissing a non-smoker? Is this a male or female smoker?
Ask Golda
has golda licked an ashtray?
I don't think so, but I don't think she's ever kissed a smoker.
No, I mean about kissing someone who just brushed his teeth!
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