Sunday, June 05, 2005

Sunday bloody sunday

IDF uses acoustic gun to disperse protesters. The pentagon says it has the power to "liquefy their bowels and reduce them to quivering diarrheic messes." Now that's a funky gun.

Debka, the source of truthful news, reports that the Euro is going to crash pretty soon. Time to get out of the Euro market or base your mortgage on the Euro. I believe if it crashes, the house is basically free.

Friday's hike was a lot of fun. We went to Gush Chalav, also know as Jish, with another family and found the river. The family we went with isn't real outdoorsy and they kind of thought we were going to a park. We hiked down into an unmarked wadi and found the ancient home of an angry bear. Thank God it was dead. We then followed the river till we found a nice place for the kids to play and then turned around. Next time we're going to have to figure out exactly what the map says before we go. There was a very nice arab boy who helped us out of the wadi and showed us how to get back to our car. He also showed us his sheep and cows. One interesting thing to note is they have a single Jigalo bull that is supposed to satisfy all the cows. Apparantly cows who haven't gotten any are very hard to deal with. (don't even go there...)

Shabbos was enjoyable as well, we were invited out for lunch and spoke with an old guy who made aliyah in 1933. He was very interesting. I learned Torah, played with my children and had a general all around nice time.

Apparantly, all the racket was not only worms, not only a yeast infection, but also a major not-normal diaper rash. That's my excuse for not running this morning.

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